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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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girlionceknew:

 

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 62,380 notes

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 169,888 notes
the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 440,937 notes
levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 411,272 notes

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 287,839 notes
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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 553,745 notes

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

6 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 115,542 notes

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

7 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 492,600 notes

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

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