babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

svveden:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry

“Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home.”

“Katniss, I live three houses away from you.”

wayward-saints:

vizier:

I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something

deerpong:

Happy Mather’s Day

(x)

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

lokisbluebox:

wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:

jamjalex:

do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH

Twenty six isn’t that much either. 

i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……

only people from this website would reassure themselves with comparisons to Hitler

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window