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It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
forever my favorite post
I don’t know why i even bother getting crushes on people because its not like i’m going to end up dating them anyway so like its such a waste of feelings
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
"i don’t like garlic bread"
American Horror Story trailers seasons 1-4
I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions